waywardseastar:

tetetetigi:

NBD just a self-styled feminist website telling women they need to dress better because no one wants to look at your sloppy ass.

*backs away again*

YES. THIS ^^ 

I  know, right?  It’s like, I have no problem if people like to dress well (see:  Years spent watching What Not to Wear in college!).  But this was just an obnoxious piece because it was basically “UGH WHAT HAPPENED TO WOMEN BEING PRETTY.”

UM.  

NBD just a self-styled feminist website telling women they need to dress better because no one wants to look at your sloppy ass.

*backs away again*

Check out this butthead.

Check out this butthead.

three conversations with boys.

Me: Hey!  Awesome Robot shirt!  I like it!
Boy1: Thanks, Ms Katie, but you know, this isn’t my good robot shirt.

Me: Is that the magic schoolbus?
Boy2: No.  It’s the SUPER schoolbus.
Me: What does it do?
Boy2: It goes after evil schoolbusses.
Me: There…

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(Dinklage can get it)

  • Playboy: There's a video on YouTube called "Peter Dinklage Gets So Much Pussy" in which two guys talk about how much you've been getting laid since Game of Thrones. They estimate your sexual activity has increased 600 percent in the past few years. Does that sound about right?
  • Dinklage: It depends. By "pussy" do they mean actual pussy? Or is it a metaphor, like for gardening? Because if that's the case, then yes, I've been doing a lot of gardening lately. If they mean sex, they might be getting me confused with somebody else. But if pussy means wearing old-man sweaters and watering my herb garden, then absolutely, I'm getting so much pussy.

(Source: asofterpawnee)

(Source: asofterpawnee)

A nice godly joke about birds shitting.

A nice godly joke about birds shitting.