The 30th birthday is the handerpants birthday. My friend Tex is the greatest. Apparently I need to move to Austin to find such treasures.
I would actually want to see that, come to think of it.
Anderson Cooper. Debating a teacup poodle.
This fucking video, man.
This women doesn’t even know what the fuck she’s talking about. She avoids questions, and then justifies that she wants to put people in death camps because “It’s 2012”
What the actual Jesus.
Right from the beginning she shows the same pattern I was talking about earlier today. She says “everybody’s taking this out of context” and later on in the video “everybody’s harping on and harping on about the ‘electric fence’”, presenting the pastor and herself as victims of an unreasonable majority.
White supremacists, MRAs, and abusers follow this same general pattern!
If I didn’t know it’d be giving her too much credit, I’d actually think she was struggling to justify that bullshit to herself. At least Cooper pwned her.
“it’s happening in afghanistan and iran today—”
“it’s 2012”
I don’t think she even knows what the word ‘today’ means.
This video, goddamn. Anderson Cooper could have probably had a more nuanced conversation with a teacup poodle.
(via joegressivism)
It’s raining pretty hard out right now, which is nice. Let it rain. I know for the first time in ten days that a little black cat is not stuck out in it, but is safe and warm with me and the Herminator. I didn’t talk too much about the fact that Friday escaped last Sunday because I wasn’t sure what to say. I was afraid she was hurt, suffering, or dead. But now she’s back. I cried when I saw her in the shelter — she flung herself against the cage, trying to get to me — don’t tell me that cats aren’t loyal like dogs. She remembered me — the lady at the shelter laughed and said, “Goodness, that is your cat,” when we opened the cage and Friday snuggled in my arms, purring her fool head off. And I cried like a little girl.
I struggle on a regular basis to reconcile my liberal leanings with my admiration for Ron Swanson.
Ron Swanson’s response would probably be, “Son, do you understand that I am a fictional character?”
(Source: capitalists1communists0)
They returned home to a dead world…
…after leaving an abortion clinic.
I remember this one!
SPOILER ALERT! She died getting the abortion!
101 Reasons to Be Abstinent: #18 more time to spend online
“…masturbating furiously.”
(Source: idontsleepbecauseof, via joegressivism)
