Family gossip.

  • Mom: So your cousin is expecting again!
  • Me: Wow! I thought they were going to wait a bit. Didn't she just have a baby?
  • Mom: Not even a year ago. I guess she was breastfeeding and thought that everything was covered, so to speak.
  • Me: Well of course not. You can breastfeed and get pregnant at the same time.
  • Dad: Well, not at the EXACT same time. That'd be gross.

40 years together.

  • Mom: That man has extremely hairy arms!
  • Dad: *super interested* Really?

The last day of teaching before a vacation: In GIF format

You start the day optimistic, and perhaps a little giddy and goofy. After all, it’s a short week for you, too:

As the day goes on, your students are starting to drive you a little crazy, so you ramp it up a little bit:

But by lunch, you start to find that you’re running out of steam:

And more and more frequently throughout the day, you find yourself having to remind students that this is still…

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gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

It’s a trap!

gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

It’s a trap!

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itscalledfashionlookitup:

of all the possible sentences that can be strung together using the english language, this is not one that my brain was prepared to process

itscalledfashionlookitup:

of all the possible sentences that can be strung together using the english language, this is not one that my brain was prepared to process

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Smooth move Ex-Lax.

Smooth move Ex-Lax.