Carve Your Pumpkin Carefully
fakescience: Only if I can call it a rum-kin I almost said rumpkin, but i think that’s a pumpkin carved to look like a butt… BRB GOING TO BUY PUMPKINS
Time Warner is making more money off our internet...
stfuconservatives: And has been noted before, #OWS is NOT anti-corporation, corporations make some pretty sweet stuff and provide some pretty sweet services. We are however, anti-corporate greed. The greed that lets go thousands of employees and then gives massive bonuses to executives, the greed that is actively making the poor poorer to make the rich richer. There’s more to the movement than...
A Black Woman Who Occupied Wall Street: Why She... →
nineplanets: kittystryker: darkjez: thatprettyoddfeminist: THIS is why i have trouble getting behind occupy wall street and other white-led movements. because despite how “progressive” people who lead them are, there is STILL rampant oppression within the movements. WOC are STILL silenced. and there is never anything done about it. if you like to think of white progressive as saints, it...
"but what is it all about?"
“WHAT Is this Occupy movement about? Maybe I could go in and interview several people and get an idea about the many valid and varying demands that are swirling about and use my reporter mind to find a common thread! OH LOOK WHITE GUY WITH DREADLOCKS HE MUST BE THEIR LEADER” *twelve hours of drum circle footage” Hope you’ve appreciated my reenactment of 90% of the...
Look at the political base of the Democratic Party: it is single mothers who run...– Rick Santorum, suggesting that if you just get single women husbands, they won’t vote for Democrats. Why do I get the feeling that his idea of making a joke is to chuckle and say, “Haha, you know, women…” (via cognitivedissonance) “Y’all wouldn’t be so interested in government if you had a man in...
INTERNET. COME ON.
I just need a list of losing presidential candidates so I can turn their names into marijuana related puns! ARE YOU GOING TO QUESTION MY METHOD OF CHEERING MYSELF UP?
despite being a grown-ass woman, i am crying a lot...
So… I just found that out that my dog — my family’s dog, the dog we’ve had since I was a teenager — she has irreversible kidney damage and in the long run it is going to kill her. She’s in good spirits and still active, and it could be months to a year to maybe even three years, although she is an old dog, so probably not. Anyway. I can’t stop crying.
also is there any greater guest star on 30 Rock...
And the lines they write for her are always the best? Like, “She’s the one that runs the bingo game down at Our Lady of Reluctant Integration.”
MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE
Unless we have an open and honest discussion of our sexual needs and expectations and we’re both enthusiastic about taking the next step. Hun.
Herman Cain's Plan to Solve Unemployment...
…is that folks would disappear from their houses all day. Their fun, energy, and hunger bars would decrease during the day so we know they’re working hard, and then at the end of each day, they’d get a paycheck. Just don’t miss your carpool!
Right now, this is being shipped to my nephew for... →
Best aunt ever, or BEST AUNT EVER?!?
but i'm ADORABLE!
BFF’S Husband: OH SNAPPEAS! Me: Snap Peas? Or Snappeas, the sassy Greek Philosopher? ”Sass is the universal stuff of the world, guuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrl.” *Bff’s Husband has signed off.*