January 2012
22 posts
December 2011
29 posts
If you die suspiciously, the police check your...
Probably the only thing that will be revealed is that secretly, I am terrible at spelling and use Google as a spellchecker.
I was going to post something to tumblr, but it... →
“I’m getting tired of the comic strip “Mark Trail.”
I’ve tolerated it in the...”
– Jerry Hiniker of Grand Marais, you had better hope the Mark Trail cabal doesn’t get wind of your anti-Trail hate. (via joshreads)
I’ve been to Grand Marais, and it does not surprise me that someone up there is upset about the fact that wolves are being depicted as more violent than bears,...
New Diet
yourmonkeycalled:
We give you a rabies shot and a PowerBar and drop you in the middle of the slums of Lagos.
If you make it home, you’ll definitely be several pounds lighter. Even better: you won’t care about meaningless shit like dieting anymore.
Fresh Air Offices, 9:54 AM
Coworker: Keep ass and bleep hole
Barkour*
animalsbeingdicks:
Reggie never met a wall he couldn’t beat. *Like parkour but with dogs, because dogs bark, so y’know…barkour? Kiss my ass.
This is more adorable but no less frightening than the video of the octopi walking on land.
THEY’RE LEARNING.
WE’RE DOOOOOOOMED.
I, for one, welcome our new animal overlords.
STFU, Conservatives: People I would sooner see in... →
futuresushi:
roxanneritchi:
Christian Bale as Batman
Two paperback copies of Catcher in the Rye duct-taped together, back to back
This photo of Stephen King
Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King: Extended Edition on DVD and Blu-ray
Hobbit cast commentaries know what…
A case of diet rootbeer
A weinerdog in a tophat
An autographed picture of Tim Gunn
Leslie Knope
The GOP War On Voting →
wisconsinforward:
Meet Ruthelle Frank. She was born on Aug. 21, 1927, in her home in Brokaw, Wisconsin. She has voted in every election since 1948.
But thanks to Wisconsin’s new voting restrictions, she no longer has the ID required to vote.
What she never had — and in 84 years, never needed — was a birth certificate.
But without a birth certificate, Frank cannot get a state ID card....
