June 2011
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true story.
A year ago today I was basically a stressed-out, weepy basket-case. I love my friends and am endlessly happy for my BFF, but I’m so glad to be a year removed from the Summer of A Thousand Weddings. They’re just so emotional! And I may be stoic in other areas of my life, but boy, I’m a crier at weddings. I can’t help it! Both of my brothers’ weddings? Copious...
Sardonica: A dorky straight guy among the fabulous →
sardonica:
I recently spent an entire day helping out at a local LGBT festival in Madison called Fruitfest. I helped direct runners at the morning 5K race (the Fruit Loop) and then slipped into a comfortable albeit blazingly hot spot manning the food stand grill. It was hard work but it came with free beer…
IT’S NO BIG DEAL, you guys. The owner of Plan B is just totally my cousin,...
“Once you allow same-sex marriage, it opens up the door for a continued softening...”
– Former New York Giants player David Tyree, somehow managing to make Palin seem less stupid by comparison
RELIGIOUS FREEDOM DOES NOT MEAN YOU GET TO IMPOSE YOUR BELIEFS ON EVERYONE ELSE, YOU IGNORANT MORON.
(via aatombomb)
David Tyree: from Super Bowl hero to ignorant zero.
(via inothernews)
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The Many Faces of Ron Swanson (Fixed)
flyingscotsman:
Me: So what’s going on with that UPS package? Boss: Oh, that’s a… see, they came prematurely three times… *pause* that sounded bad. Me: It really did. Boss: I can’t believe I worded it that way Me: It calls for a “that’s what she said,” but you’re my boss, so…
It's not where you bump and grind it →
I have a cousin almost exactly the same age as me. We grew up in the same town, and even though we went to different high schools, we were pretty great friends our whole lives. He opened up a pretty damn successful gay bar in Madison about two years ago. I’m proud of him. I have always been ridiculously proud of my cousin.
It’s weird to me, this “gay is a choice” thing...
i had to privatize that last post
For the sake of the person involved. It is a family member. Someone I saw fairly recently and who is apparently not real, according to that piece of shit Rick Santorum, who is still a piece of shit and will always be a piece of shit.
Look. Every single New Yorker cartoon, in my... →
“Fuck you.”
lonelysandwich:
“The Price is Right Theme”...
