September 2011
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losing the sheen →
A husband and wife who have never watched Two and a Half Men until this season watch it, and are horrified by what they see. Listen. And you will not feel alone anymore.
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Yeah, so one second I’m serious, and the next second I’m all OH MY GOD PUGS PUUUUUUUGS!
I might be the dog from Up.
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I reblogged that last post because I want to remember what it looks like when someone puts ideology and competitiveness forever ahead of basic humanity and decency. Remember what it looks like when “piss off the other side at all costs!” means mocking and celebrating the death of a man you don’t know. It’s an ugly thing.
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Dream one: I am running late for work, so I call in to let them know I’m coming. The trainer who picks up says, ”Ok, but hurry. I have to go stand in line to get Lady Gaga tickets for the kids.”
Dream two: I go to the starbucks in our building, as is my wont. The baristas are all staging an intervention for another barista. They tell me, “She’s addicted to...
“I’m a mom. And I’m a mom of three children. And to have innocent little...”
– Michele Bachmann thinks children should be free to get HPV, tetanus, hepatitis, menangitis, chicken pox, and more. (via supcakes)
That’s really beautiful, Michele. Innocent little 12-year-old girls shouldn’t be forced to have a “government injection” against their will, but they should be forced to...
Me: OH my god, that is… that is awful on so many levels!
Friend: I know, isn’t it great?
Me: It is. It really is schadenfreude. It’s schadenfunny.
Friend: It’s schadenfuckin’ hilarious, is what it is.
Friend: “And we were like, ‘We could have sex, or we could make a pound of bacon and eat it while watching Breaking Bad.’”
Me: “That’s how most marriages work, I hear.”
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