August 2011
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Wausau, Wisconsin bans Republican politicans from... →
morninggloria:
That’s because the head of the group that sponsors the Wausau Labor Day Parade, the Marathon County Central Labor Council, is telling Republican lawmakers from the area that they’re not welcome Sept. 5.
“Usually they’ve been in the parade, but it seems like they only want to stand with us one day a year, and the other 364 days they don’t really care,” said Randy Radtke,...
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This looks to be the work of Krugs Paulman, the... →
children with philosophical crises.
6-year-old boy: I want my cookie but I don’t want my cookie.
Me: Explain?
Boy: I want my cookie now, but I might want it later!
Me: So do you want to just save your cookie?
Boy: But I want to eat it now. But what if I’m hungry later?
Me: Are you hungry now?
Boy: Yes, and I want my cookie, but if I eat it now and i’m hungry later, I won’t have a cookie. I eat this...
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Have you heard the good news about BOOM TACOS.
Boom. Tacos.
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random encounters
Bff’s Husband: Was he hot?
Me: I guess. Honest opinion? Kinda douchey looking.
Bff’s Husband: Hmmm
Me: Is that mean? But I got douchechills looking at him. Copious douchechills. A blizzard of douchechills.
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to a new american
My sister-in-law, after 15 years of living here, 10 years of being married to my dorky brother, a law degree, seven years working in the American court system, and 2 kids, was finally recognized by the United States as a Citizen. The phone message I left her went something like this:
“SEESTER! It’s your sister! Congratulations! Aaaaaaaaaand… Are you sure? I can’t...
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it's just so delicious
I’m housesitting right now. They live on the peninsula of a small lake a few miles north of my place, and the house is very classic and very open and very relaxing. All around me are trees and lake, and white herons, and ducks. No road noise, no boats (it’s too small for that), just wind and bird noises. And a jacuzzi bathtub. It’s a bit like being at a spa, except you do...
