stfuconservatives: maritsa-met: scarygodmother: nanner: delicatetbone: istealforksfromrestaurants: ellenbee: drinkingalonetopony: drinkyourjuice: Don’t worry, Yankee Candle has Man Candles now. LAWN MOWER IS MY FAVORITE SMELL THAT BETTER SMELL LIKE GRASS CLIPPINGS AND GASOLINE. i hope to never learn what man town smells like my dad unabashedly loves regular yankee candles so i can’t tell if he will LOVE THIS or HATE IT BWHAHAHAHAHAHA football scented man-candles.. that’s the dumbest shi…. 2x4? Oh man, I’d love the house to smell like 2x4!!! um.  You guys.  MAN TOWN smells like a “Musky Man Cave.”  No lie. When is the Ball Sweat fragrance appearing? ngl the “orange, patchouli, vetiver and leather” First Down one sounds like it would smell really really good.  Musky man cave = spilled beer, Doritos, and dried jizz? Just go ahead and call them “Mandles,” Yankee. Stop tap-dancing around that obvious portmanteau. (What do you think are the chances these are regular “lady” candles [womandles] with a new sticker slapped on them? Because I think I’ve seen Fresh Cut Grass and Woodsy Something-or-Other out there before.) -Jess As the primary mower of my parents’ lawn from age 13-18, I take offense at the idea that a woman could not appreciate the smell of freshly mowed grass.  I love that shit.   MANDLES.

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maritsa-met:

scarygodmother:

nanner:

delicatetbone:

istealforksfromrestaurants:

ellenbee:

drinkingalonetopony:

drinkyourjuice:

Don’t worry, Yankee Candle has Man Candles now.

LAWN MOWER IS MY FAVORITE SMELL THAT BETTER SMELL LIKE GRASS CLIPPINGS AND GASOLINE. i hope to never learn what man town smells like

my dad unabashedly loves regular yankee candles so i can’t tell if he will LOVE THIS or HATE IT

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA football scented man-candles.. that’s the dumbest shi…. 2x4? Oh man, I’d love the house to smell like 2x4!!!

um.  You guys.  MAN TOWN smells like a “Musky Man Cave.”  No lie.

When is the Ball Sweat fragrance appearing?

ngl the “orange, patchouli, vetiver and leather” First Down one sounds like it would smell really really good. 

Musky man cave = spilled beer, Doritos, and dried jizz?

Just go ahead and call them “Mandles,” Yankee. Stop tap-dancing around that obvious portmanteau.

(What do you think are the chances these are regular “lady” candles [womandles] with a new sticker slapped on them? Because I think I’ve seen Fresh Cut Grass and Woodsy Something-or-Other out there before.)

-Jess

As the primary mower of my parents’ lawn from age 13-18, I take offense at the idea that a woman could not appreciate the smell of freshly mowed grass.  I love that shit.  

MANDLES.

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